She is in my trunk
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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