i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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