I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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