How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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