A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I believe in your delicious
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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