I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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