it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Don't make out with my wife yet
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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