it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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