Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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