that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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