you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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