He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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