her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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