its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
