you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i out mim tonsoeep
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