Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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