are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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