dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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