yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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