I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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