I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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