It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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