yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I wish i was in the wii world.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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