She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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