I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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