Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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