operation have a gay friend backfired
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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