Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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