I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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