at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
its liver damage thursday
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