38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Small penises have feelings too.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
50% drunk capacity currently
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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