You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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