What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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