But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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