At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
When did angry sex become our thing?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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