that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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