He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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