it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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