ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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