I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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