i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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