Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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