I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Everclear isn't food dammit
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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