I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Operation Purity has been aborted
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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