Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
they're like a gay fantastic four
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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