I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize
