then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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