The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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