He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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