i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
