Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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