Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Randomize
