I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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