my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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