Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We just shotgunned beers for America
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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