I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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